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 Deep in the African jungle, a safari was camped for the night. In the darkness, distant drums began a relentless throbbing that continued until dawn. The safari members were disturbed, but the guide reassured them: „Drums good. When drums stop, very bad.“ Every night the drumming continued, and every night the guide reiterated, „Drums good. When drums stop, VERY bad.“ This continues for several days until one morning the drumming suddenly stops and all the natives panic and run screaming. The man asks the guide what’s the matter? The guide looking very frightened says: „When drums stop, VERY, VERY bad,“ he said. „Why is it bad?“ asked a member of the safari. „Because when drums stop, bass solo begin!“

How do you tell if the stage is level?
The drummer is drooling from both sides of his mouth.

How can you tell a drummer’s at the door?
The knocking speeds up.

What’s the last thing a drummer says in a band?
„Hey, how about we try one of my songs?“

An Indian chief and a cavalry captain climb to the top of a tall hill and look out upon the entire Indian tribe. The captain says worriedly, „I don’t like the sound of those drums.“ The chief says, „I know. It’s not our regular drummer.“

What do you call a drummer that breaks up with his girlfriend?
Homeless.

What do Ginger Baker and black coffee have in common?
They both suck without Cream.

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five: One to screw the bulb in, and four to talk about how much better
Neil Peart could’ve done it.

An amateur drummer died and went to heaven. He was waiting outside the pearly gates when he heard the most incredible fast and furious drumming coming from within. Immediately he recognized the playing and rushed to ask St. Peter if that was Buddy Rich playing drums inside the gates. St. Peter responded: „No, that’s God. He just thinks he’s Buddy Rich.“

How do you get a drummer off of your porch?
Pay him 10 bucks for the pizza.

Why didn’t the Little Drummer Boy get into heaven?
Because he woke up the baby, for Christ’s sake!

What do you call a drummer with half a brain?
Gifted.

What does a drummer use for contraception?
His personality.

What do you say to a drummer in a three-piece suit?
„Will the defendant please rise?“

„Hey buddy, how late does the band play?“
„Oh, about half a beat behind the drummer.“

Hey, did you hear about the drummer who finished high school?
Me neither.

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?
So they can park in the handicapped spot.

How is a drum solo like a sneeze?
You know it’s coming, but there’s nothing you can do about it.

What’s the first thing a drummer says when he moves to LA?
„Would you like fries with that, sir?

What is the difference between a drummer and a savings bond?
One will mature and make money.

Why do drummers have lots of kids?
They’re not too good at the Rhythm Method.

What do you do if you accidentally run over a drummer?
Back up.

What did the drummer say to the band leader?
„Do you want me to play too fast or too slow?“

Juli 17th, 2017 by UdoMatthias